Infidel humour

November 25th, 2007

Ayaan Hirsi Ali, author of that equally hillarious “biography” she titled Infidel sure can be funny sometimes. Look at this:

The concept of God in Jewish orthodoxy is one where you’re having constant quarrels with God. Where I come from, in Islam, the only concept of God is you submit to Him and you obey His commands, no quarreling allowed. Quarreling or even asking questions means you raise yourself to the same level as Him, and in Islam that’s the worst sin you can commit. Jews should be proselytizing about a God that you can quarrel with. Catholics should be proselytizing about a God who is love, who represents a hereafter where there’s no hell, who wants you to lead a life where you can confess your sins and feel much better afterwards. Those are lovely concepts of God. They can’t compare to the fire-breathing Allah who inspires jihadism and totalitarianism.

Amazing logic there, infidel. I am sure that whenever me or my family members say Bismi Allahi ar-Rahman ar-Raheem, we do not mean “In the name of Allah, Most Gracious and Most Mercifulbut we are really saying: “In the name of Allah, the Most Bad-Ass, the Greatest Kicker”.

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They have a disease in their hearts

November 25th, 2007

The Qur’an says:

“In their hearts there is a disease; and God has increased their disease: and grievous is the penalty they (incur), because they are false (to themselves)” (Qur’an 2:10).

Sometimes I wonder at the idiocy of some people who try to poke their nose into issues which do not concern them. Now they are dragging Noorullah Online into their mud-slinging contest. But since they were begging for it, I have decided to issue a “reply” to their nonsense:

Ref: Why do Christian missionaries have diseases in their hearts?

That should shut them up.

Cognitive dissonance

November 23rd, 2007

When presented with multimedia evidence documenting their crimes, one particular commenter emitted a strong reaction to the idea that they worship “a half-naked Jew”. Of course I admit however that the description was inaccurate; I should have said “a bloodied, half-naked Jew executed as a Roman criminal swinging from a cross”.

I believe this state of denial is referred to as cognitive dissonance in medical psychology. While on one hand, they will accuse you of being a liar and manipulative in describing their demi-god, on the other hand the description of what they worship is certainly goddamned true. Ever watched Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of Christ” lately? See how they depicted the person they claim to “revere”, in no uncertain terms.

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Why Christianity is a religion fit for dogs

November 20th, 2007

Say “woof!”:

“And from there he arose and went away to the region of Tyre. And when he had entered a house, He wanted no one to know of it; yet he could not escape notice. But after hearing of him, a woman whose little daughter had an unclean spirit, immediately came and fell at his feet. Now the woman was a Gentile, of the Syrophoenician race. And she kept asking him to cast the demon out of her daughter. And he was saying to her, ‘Let the children be satisfied first, for it is not good to take the children’s bread and throw it to the dogs.’ But she answered and said to him, ‘Yes, Lord, but even the dogs under the table feed on the children’s crumbs.’ And he said to her, ‘Because of this answer go your way; the demon has gone out of your daughter.’ And going back to her home, she found the child lying on the bed, the demon having departed.”

Of course I don’t meant it literally, but judging by their behaviour which you can see here, here or here, one does wonder if….

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When someone calls you a “pest” to Islam

November 20th, 2007

Amazing how people can callously call you a “pest” to Islam (notwithstanding my record in its service) and put themselves on a high moral pedestal when all the while they are wearing dresses like a hooker and doing a great disservice to their religion. After all, was it not Paul who said:

“For if a woman will not veil herself, then she should cut off her hair; but if it is disgraceful for a woman to have her hair cut off or to be shaved, she should wear a veil.” (1 Corinthians 11:2-6)

Self-explanatory. Oh yes, I am going to rub that that salt into the wound for as long as possible.

Posted in Personal by menj